Asher's Song

As promised:

(to the tune of "The Foolish Man Built His House Upon the Sand")

The rich man built his house out of bricks
The rich man built his house out of bricks
The rich man built his house out of bricks
And the wolf came and ate it up

The good man built his house out of cactuses
The good man built his house out of cactuses
The good man built his house out of cactuses
And there was no wolf there

And then there was actually a wolf
And it chomped the brick house up
And it said "Ow ow ow ow!"
[ed note: Asher confirms the ow's are because the wolf tried to eat the cactus house]

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I like this song because it manages to combine Asher's obsession with animals chomping things, his fondness for big bad wolf stories (3 little pigs and red riding hood), and his penchant for combining and changing various stories and songs.